Fall Down 7 Times, Get Up 8… Thanks to Pistols.

Come to think of it, I’m really not sure how I was talked into trying this new sport called “splitboarding.” It was one of those “when in Rome” things that just sort of snowballed.  We moved to Colorado, it snows in Colorado, everyone in Colorado skis, I snowboard, let’s get a snowboard that splits into skis. Come at me, [snow.]

Girl Walks Into A Bar(bell)

 

So, last year we had a couple of extra bones to spare coupled with an Oprah-aha moment and I soon found myself signed up for an Avalanche Level I course with the Colorado Mountain School because I’m a (nerdy) girl that likes to be FULLY aware of the risks so that I can make my own decisions. And I want experts to teach me those risks. I’m That Girl on a plane that will turn to you and say, “Just so you know, the possibility of a plane crash does exists in which case we will most likely die. However, statistically, flying is safer than driving and it cuts your travel time in half!! These are cool seatbelts.” I said that once to my sister before a 13 hours flight to Guam. She started bawling. The flight attendant was, like, “Oh honey! Can I get you some water?”

At Colorado Mountain School, we were guided and taught by Senior Guide Mike Soucy (I like to think that’s pronounced “SAUCE-EE.”) And that class was, like, “Just so you know, the possiblity of an avalance does exist in which case you will most likely die if someone doesn’t find you in 15 minutes. However, we will show you ways to minimize your risk by analyzing snow packs and reading avalanche terrain. We will also show you how to shovel efficiently to cut down your rescue shoveling time. These are cool transceivers.” In other words, they were speaking my language!Girl Walks Into A Bar(bell)

 

Flash forward a year and I now find myself not only snowboarding more but also learning a new (although somewhat similar) sport and the long-winded point I’m trying to make here is… I see where incorporating functional movements into my workouts is paying off! You know those “@$$ to grass” movements like squats – they are most  helpful when you fall and need to get back up on skis.

And though my fall-get-back-up splitboarding movements aren’t exactly like my CrossFit movements, the similarities are indeed uncanny.

Lunges:

Girl Walks Into A Bar(bell)

 

Squats:Girl Walks Into A Bar(bell)

 

Turkish Get Ups:Girl Walks Into A Bar(bell)

 

Pistols! (Oh, and before I get comments like “I can tell you didn’t shave your legs in this photo,” let me beat you to the punch and say, “The 15 minutes I’ve saved by no longer shaving my legs every time I shower has allowed me extra time to practice my pistols so things even out. And, also, Honey Badger don’t care.” Don’t be like this douchebag.)Girl Walks Into A Bar(bell)

 

But the most functional movement of all? Dancing. As someone who CrossFits, I will say there is a pervasive “too-elite-for-a-90-minute-Zumba-session” mentality. Like my stepmom used to say, “Girl, don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.” Don’t be an Elitist. Try Zumba. And if there aren’t any classes near you, try the next best thing: Dance Central on XBox Kinect. If you can score over 550,000 points with 80% accuracy on level Medium of Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance” then you are my idol and I am way too competitive when it comes to this game!!Girl Walks Into A Bar(bell)

Seriously, though, I’m shamelessly admitting I rearrange my livingroom on my days off so that I can play Dance Central.

 

But, above all, just have fun with fitness. And get outside and try something new – it’s refreshing, even if you do fall 100 times learning the technique. <– Been there, done that, no regrets!! You’d be surprised how much skill transfer there is from your workouts to your sports.Girl Walks Into A Bar(bell)

 

And on that note, I’m packing my board and my Zumba moves for  a quickie Steamboat trip tomorrow. They got 24″ of snow last night. I’m about to get drunk off Champagne Powder.

-j

Stoneway Swag

Last summer, while traveling through Seattle, WA (cool city by the way) I was afforded the opportunity to Box-Crash Stoneway CrossFit. I met some cool chics there and the sweet lady that I did back squats with, Katie Chasey, sent me some Stoneway swag in the mail!

This kind of thoughtful mail is way more fun to receive than the usual water, trash, and electricity bills that end up in the mailbox.  Thank you, Katie!!! Can’t say I’ve ever been to a gym where, afterwards, I get a cute tee for visiting. That deserves a Google +1.

The CrossFit Women that Rock My World

At the risk of sounding like an internet stalker (really, is there such a thing?) I am not embarrassed to admit that I am THIS close to being a walking Wikipedia on the topic of Annie Sakamoto.

Annie is to me what Justin Beiber is to tweens. It’s along the lines of, “OMG!! I can’t believe I’m going to see her compete! In person!” (Insert giddy giggles here.)

And, ohhhh, you should’ve SEEN her compete at The Games. She’s like a firecracker – so much explosivity and power in a small package. She’s so… cheery and compact (is that politically correct?) I want to turn her into an iPhone app and carry her around in my boho purse, not gonna lie. I can’t recognize a celebrity to save my life, but I sure as heck can recognize a 5’1″ 116 lb woman clean and jerk 155 lbs and push a sled like it’s nobody’s business.

Annie is without-a-doubt, hands-down, no-question-about-it, my most-inspired-by CrossFitter. I remember the first time I watched the CrossFit Nasty Girls video. I, probably like most people that watch that vid for the first time, was like, “WHO ARE THESE CHICKS? What are they doing on those rings?!” I never would’ve imagined that one day, I too, would be doing strict muscle ups… thanks to the inspiration of strong women like Annie.

And then there’s Carey Kepler, dubbed “The People’s Champ.”

I remember a YouTube video I saw of her before I had any real idea what CrossFit was. I was, like, “Who is this spring chickie doing the same workout as a guy in her bathing suit top (?) And what is that on her shoulder?” (It’s KT Tape, or something similar.)

So I posted that vid of Carey on my Facebook wall with a caption along of the lines of, “Whoa. Check this chic out,” and someone replied, “That’s Carey Kepler. She’s 30-something years old and a mother of two.” I was astounded! Because in my pre-CrossFit world, I didn’t encounter 30 year olds that looked like collegiate athletes and 6-pack abs after having 2 kids – unheard of! I’ll always credit that particular Carey Kepler video with inspiring me to actually take the CrossFit plunge.

There are so many talented, fit women out there but these particular CrossFit women have been most influential in helping me get started with CrossFit. I look at them and they are thriving in their 30′s+, they are nurturing mothers (which I hear is a full time job), they have successful careers or businesses, they are in good health, they are strong – in body and in mind. I don’t even know them but they’ve somehow managed to influence my life for the better. I read about them and can’t help but think:

Well, maybe we CAN have it ALL!

Annie Sakamoto
Jolie Gentry
Eva Twardokens
Shari “Baby” Kenner
Elisabeth Akinwale
Cheryl Brost
Carey Kepler